ARCADIO LUMBRERAS o la amargura del limon


Arcadio vivía en la zona alta de Ciudad Melancolía y era un niño listísimo. Todo lo entendía, todo lo memorizaba...nadie sabía en aquella ciudad más que él. Tan sólo se le acercaba en velocidad mental una niña de la zona baja. Era bastante inteligente, incluso brillante pero desde luego no para incomodarle.
Arcadio, sin embargo, no era feliz. Cuanto más sabía, entendía y comprendía más amargado estaba. Ningún chiste le hacía gracia pues intuía el final, las películas y libros no conseguían sorprenderle y jamás le pudieron hacer una fiesta sorpresa ya que acababa atando cabos y descubriendola.
Tanto se amargó que su piel se fue poniendo amarilla cual limón de temporada. Cuanto más sabía, más se amargaba y más amarilleaba.

Cierto día conoció a Ismael Fonseca, el muchacho más tonto que jamás haya existido en Ciudad Melancolía. No sabía nada de nada, caía en todas las bromas y se reía con los chistes por tontos que fueran. En definitiva, Ismael no estaba en absoluto amargado y tenía un color sanísimo.
Arcadio aguantó 3 minutos 52 segundos hablando con Ismael y flipó ante lo tonto que era. Desde luego no había nada que aquel pobre ignorante le pudiera ofrecer.

Al llegar a casa tras semejante encuentro, Arcadio se vio reflejado en el espejo del recibidor. Se encontraba mejor de su amargura, no recordaba en qué año había nacido la abuela paterna de Napoleón Bonaparte y notó que había rebajado su tono amarillento en un 4% mínimo.
Rápidamente cayó en la cuenta de que lo único diferente que había hecho aquel día era encontrarse con Ismael, de manera que al día siguiente se volvió a citar con él.

Rebajó un 5,6% de amarillo, otro tanto de amargura y olvidó la composición química del amianto entre otras cosas.

Cuando llegó al 50% dejó de verle.

Arcadio e Ismael se ven a temporadas.

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Encantado de volver a hablar con usted Doctor Mentalo.
Estoy de acuerdo con sus palabras y se me antoja confusa la parte en la que mejora su color el amigo Arcadio (amén de otras dificultades narrativas).
Quizás usted pudiera hacer brillar un sol donde sólo he instalado unas farolas. Sería un bello detalle.

Un beso de tornillo de mis partes a las suyas.

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Eres tú, Albert Tarradas que trabajas en cirsa tienes un stilo azul eres tirando a alto, el tonto eres tú.

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Y tu naranjito! :p

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